Bloody hell, another shout-out from a guy far more talented than I. When do I get my first inside-the-Beltway think-tank invitation? Because I am SO going to get liquored up and kick Doug Feith in the crotch. Consider it a promise.
A quick index for all you new, angry readers. I was down and out on a script deadline for the summer, there's few enough posts to peruse for the entirety of June-August -- you may find something amusing in the nooks and crannies of the non-indexed articles.
The two columns Mr. Wolcott sent you here for:
The President and Intelligent Design,
and puncturing, with actual data, the latest conservative bitching-point about Hollywood's liberal entertainment agenda:
I WISH Hollywood Was That Organized.
New Media Writing (Rage against the Studio Machines, Baby):
4th Generation Media
Writing: Whose Viewpoint?
Eternity Has Residuals
Writing: Adaptation (Pt.1)
Writing: Adaptation (Pt. 2)
Writing: Adaptation (Pt. 3)
TV: Corner Gas
Writing: Adaptation (Pt.4)
Writing: Adaptation (Pt. 5)
Writing: Plot and Story
Writing: How Small a World?
Writing: Q&A #1
Writing: Q&A #1 Followup
Writing: You Don't Need Pg. 11
Our attempt at screenwriting academia:
TV Jargon Preservation (Pt.1)
TV Jargon Preservation (Pt. 2)
TV Jargon Preservation (Pt. 3)
TV Jargon Preservation (Pt. 4)
It's a "Global" Frequency Now
Miranda is ... annoyed
One Last GF Question
GF Reviews and E-mails
GF Update #1
The True Geek Conversations(tm)
#3892: Batman vs. Punisher
#651: Catwoman Edition
# 5643: Ju-On, Red State Version
#36679: In Which Bo & Luke Duke Kick a New York Jewish Election Worker to Death
#36679 cont'd: Sophie Mae's Choice
#436: I Love Lucy -- Issue Zero! The Origin Issue!
The Latest Rants:
The President and Intelligent Design
I WISH Hollywood Was That Organized
57% of Americans are Traitors
I'm All Out of Reasonable
Who's Your Daddy, Broward County?
I Miss Republicans (nominated for a Koufax, spiffy!)
Win Kamchatka, Win the World
Oh. Oh, Canada.
Will of the People - (the inter-racial marriage/gay marriage polling stats)
I will Punch Florida in the Goddam Neck
SPOILERS! -- the Interview with God
Swearingen for Senate
You Can Know Jesus ...
Learn to Say Ain't - (for some reason, immensely popular and quoted in some serious political websites and magazine essays. Huh. Fooled 'em.)
Learn to Say Ain't - Feedback & Criticism
That Ironic Smell
"Toxic Spiritual Nature" ...
The Groom Grinds a 360!
Comics and Geekery
The famous "Geek Hierarchy" Chart
Moral Advantage: Gamer
Comics: Year of the Bummer
Comics: Womb Crazy!
Wold Newton Universe
Zombie News/ ZOMBIE TALES
Comics: Sweet Four-Color Vengeance
SPOILERS -- the Interview with God
Zombie Tales #1 - Everybody Digs Zombies!
The semi-famous LOST: You Uncurious Motherf*ckers
... and, just because it was always my favorite:
Top 10 John Wayne Titles That Could Also Be Porn Titles.
Thanks for visiting. And leave with the assurance that anything you find interesting or amusing -- that was an accident.