Sunday, March 20, 2005

Look, Miami got its tongue pierced. How shocking.

Okay, maybe it's just me. But after Elian, 2000 elections, the hurricanes, tazering kindergarten kids, this Schiavo case, blah blah BLAH if Florida throws one more"center-of-attention" drama queen hissy-fit at the great Thanksgiving family dinner that is the US, I will punch it in the goddam neck.

Look at your cousin, Montana. Does he cause trouble? No. He shows up early, brings beer and chips, and takes out the garbage. Idaho just gets drunk and falls asleep on the couch. Even California, who usually annoys the crap out of the rest of us with the New Age stuff she tries to sell all of us during halftime, at least she's the fifth largest economy in the world. She's not borrowing money from Mom and Dad. (Yes, I'm looking at you Tennessee and Alabama.)

Everybody else seems to wrestle their own crap to the ground. Give it a shot, Florida.

10 comments:

moleboy said...

The problem is that Florida suffers from a (well-deserved) inferiority complex.
Best of my knowledge, all they produce is oranges, theme parks, and car-jackings.

Bill Cunningham said...

Come on guys, you know the ones at the kid's table always make the most noise at Thanksgiving. Jeb and the rest of the thirty year olds are still stuck there BECAUSE THE HAVEN'T DONE SQUAT ON THEIR OWN...all they have is Miami and it really isn't worth the hassle.

Ross said...

Sorry, John....

Details emerge on Florida girl's abduction
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By Mike Branom
March 21, 2005 | HOMOSASSA, Fla. (AP) -- At Jessica Lunsford's church, the Rev. William LaVerle Coats asked his congregation to do the nearly impossible: Forgive the convicted sex offender accused of sexually assaulting and then killing the 9-year-old girl.

http://www.salon.com/news/wire/2005/03/21/florida/print.html

moleboy said...

I am in AA and the steps put a VERY high premium on forgiving people. For understanding them for the sickness they have inside them.
(it also places a high emphasis on our role in any conflict)

I am not certain I could forgive this person.

There is, though, an interesting movie on a related topic called 'Happiness'

Scott said...

The drama queens of the world will always get more attention when their big brother buys the turkey. Or, in this case, is the turkey. And a turkey that I didn’t vote for, I might add.

dadangthang said...

bling shingy done dingy.

fe fo.

haha said...

[img]http://photos1.blogger.com/img/86/4131/320/Sail%20029_edited1.jpg[/img]

enzo said...

Tongue Piercings : basic knowledges

What is a tongue-piercing ? It’s is a piercing through the tongue. The most common form is a single piercing in the centre of the tongue but multiple piercings are also possible. Actually, Tongue piercing is growing in popularity.

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