Tuesday, November 30, 2004

Top 10 John Wayne movies that could also be porn titles

10.) Men Without Women (1930)
9.) Rough Romance (1930)
8.) Seven Men from Now (1956)
7.) Girls Demand Excitement (1931)
6.) Maker of Men (1931) or Two Fisted Law (1932) -- tie
5.) Ride Him, Cowboy (1932)
4.) His Private Secretary (1933)
3.) The Star Packer (1934)
2.) Pals of the Saddle (1938)

And the winner is:

1.) Chisum (1970)


21 comments:

david golbitz said...

If this is what Hollywood screenwriters/producers/what-is-it-you-do-again? do in their spare time, John Wayne movie porn titles, then I feel halfway to my goal already.

And what about Three Girls Lost (1931), That's My Boy (1932), Riders of Destiny (1933), Randy Rides Alone (1934), Rainbow Valley (1935), Westward Ho (1935), Seven Sinners (1940), Lady for a Night (1942), The Barbarian and the Geisha (1958), and Rooster Cogburn (1975).

If you can't see those as porn titles, man, you just ain't tryin'.

Unknown said...

Well, I had to limit myself to ten. It's like a sonnet, you really need to respect the structure. Only LADY FOR A NIGHT really came close. In retrospect, it may take that soft #6 spot.

Sizemore said...

Nice. I just ripped you off but with Laurel & Hardy movies.

Stang said...

Genius.

llew said...

Isn't 7 men from now a Randolph Scott film?

Billychic said...

This is totally hilarious. As are 1031's suggestions...
Brilliant. This is truly inspirational. LOL

Thanks!

Anonymous said...

Randy Rides Alone doesn't sound very interesting, though

Anonymous said...

LOL Thanks for the laugh!
I guess many things when viewed from a different angle could take on a wholly different meaning.

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