Sunday, September 13, 2009

To Be Fair ...

... Taylor Swift did gun down Kanye's bodyguard in '05 and walked on a technicality.

91 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:33 PM

    The worst part. You know the right is going to find a way to tie this into the health care battle.
    Seriously, where are those robot overlords you promised us?

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  2. I'm out of the loop enough that I had to google "Kayne Taylor Swift" to find out what you were talking about…

    Mad props to Beyonce, though, for inviting Swift back onstage. Good for her. That's class.

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  3. @ Richard Jensen

    It's already tied into the health care battle: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxKIcrDsJAs

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  4. Very cute, Rogers. I notice how you conveniently left out the part where Kanye had disrespected Taylor Swift at the Viper Room the day before and she desperately needed to regain her street cred. It's not her fault that she got off using the "Hot Female Celebrities Can Do Whatever The Hell They Want" section of California law.

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  5. Anonymous5:03 AM

    You know he's gonna get kneecapped by Milly Cyrus next. Just saying.

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  6. MTV should thank Kanye by making him host of next year's VMAs. People might actually tune in for that...

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  7. i saw the not-uncreative west-side story promo for the vma's whilst using my tele as a music box when cleaning on sundy.
    then i realized that it was during the packers/bears game.

    sorry dude, but packers vs. the bears?

    vma's got nothing.

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  8. I hadn't watched the vma's in years. Last night kinda reminded me why.

    Who knew MTV still played videos?

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  9. Who knew MTV still existed?

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  10. USRaider7:41 AM

    John, thanks a bunch! You just made me laugh hard about a asinine incident by KW!

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  11. I have absolutely no idea what anyone is talking about.

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  12. I couldn't believe how rude he was (I also didn't know what you were talking about so I consulted YouTube). And his so-called apology was incredibly lame.

    I personally hope that Jay Leno boots him from tonight's premiere of Leno's new primetime show. But I doubt that will happen.

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  13. Taylor Swift has been voted World's Most Dangerous Teenager 4 years running.

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  14. Ha! The Brits on Twitter:

    @mario: Who are taylor swift and kanye?

    @sizemore: I think it's an LA law firm

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  15. @Richard Jensen

    Well this WAS on youtube within moments of the VMA awards incident

    Kanye interrupts Obama Speech http://bit.ly/WCtXE

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  16. Anonymous1:11 PM

    My money's on Pink for the eventual beatdown.

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  17. ...why isn't the latest episode of Leverage on Netflix/xbox? They usually go up the day after.

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  18. ...why isn't the latest episode of Leverage on Netflix/xbox?

    Seems like a question best asked of Netflix/xbox.

    Speaking of questions, if MTV and VH1 don't play videos any more, why do artists continue to make them? Especially since you know the record companies make them pay for all the production costs. Is YouTube now our primary delivery medium for music videos? Do videos exist for anything more than being parodied by teenagers oversupplied with digital technology eager for peer recognition and/or a directing deal? Could I be any more of a geezer?

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  19. Anonymous5:36 PM

    And now even Obama's calling the guy a jackass:

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/09/14/obama-kanye-is-a-jackass_n_286623.html

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  20. Speaking of questions, if MTV and VH1 don't play videos any more, why do artists continue to make them?

    They still play videos -- from about 5am-8am, VH1 plays videos most weekdays, and MTV does, too, some days. So, you know, that's like ~12 hours of videos and ~154 hours of "reality" and celebrity-obsessed programs each week. So . . . yeah.

    MTV does have quite a few videos available on their website.

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  21. Kanye really did apologize on the Leno show, beat himself down pretty well. Leno didn't let him get off easy either; he asked KW what his mother would think about it.

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  22. Taylor Swift shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. And then she shot another man in Reno because her BFF texted her while the first guy was dying and she wasn't paying real close attention.

    She also shot Jean Reno, but he just laughed and shrugged it off.

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  23. @Halloween Jack

    Your comment made me laugh out loud. Love how you worked Johnny Cash into it. Props to you, my friend.

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  24. I think @Halloween Jack wins the thread.

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  25. I'm not being flippant when I say this, but is Kanye mildly autistic? He possesses a complete lack of executive function, he also happens to be a gay fish.

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  26. @SueN, I'd have to agree. @Halloween Jack wins the prize for Best Comment in this Thread.

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  27. @ Halloween Jack

    Best. Comment. Ever.

    Kudos! :)

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  28. The legendary Slacktivist is watching your show, John. You've arrived.

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  29. Calla8:01 PM

    So, is Taylor Swift going to hire the Leverage Team? I can see it now...
    Parker: "Taylor just wants justice, for her fans."
    Eliot: "She's a sweet girl - doesn't deserve to be treated like that. I will BEAT his ass!"
    Nate: "There's only one thing we can do for Taylor - make sure Kanye gets a taste of his own medicine."
    Hardison: "You don't mean..."
    Tara: "We interrupt his next performance, like he interrupted her!"
    Nate: "I give you The Moonman Job!"

    Bonus - the interruption of Kanye's peformance can come in the form of Eliot singing!

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  30. Anonymous11:51 PM

    @Calla - You are so right! The Moonman Job is just what we need.

    Christian Kane singing is always a fantastic bonus so I'm for any thing that puts Eliot in a singing part.

    Oh, and can you imagine the wire work Parker would get to do behind the scenes while she replaced Kanye's sets with theirs? And Hardison would have so much fun hacking into the pyrotechnics!

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  31. I like Calla's idea :)

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  32. USRaider4:01 PM

    Hey, I've written a script and have nowhere for it to go. It is entitled "The Nate Job"...sound interesting to anyone?

    John, little help here? Where does a fully written script find a home?

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  33. Anonymous4:18 PM

    USRaider:

    Rogers cant help you. Hell, he can't even look at the script without exposing himself to possible legal actions.
    The only thing you can do is try to find an agent who can help you get it submitted through proper channels.

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  34. I don't buy it, the crowd didn't seem all that surprised or shocked, and simply cheered when he complimented Beyonce. Further, West did the same sort of thing at the Euro VMA's when he lost to "Justice" for album of the year.

    I don't trust you Viacom. Shenanagans!!!

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  35. Sadly, I was in Australia and heard about it on a news update literally JUST after it happened. Kudos to Beyonce for being an adult.


    @Bob (the first one) - We knew Taylor Swift 4 years ago?

    @Halloween Jack - Continuous fits of giggles. Please continue commenting on Kung Fu Monkey and it will continue to make my day.

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