Attention, Fellow White People:
There seems to be some cultural panic initiated by the recent Rev. Wright controversy. One e-mail sent to us recently asked :"I don't understand! We let between two to three hundred black people become incredibly rich in professional sports and pop music! Why are some of them still so angry?!"
We sympathize with your confusion, but wish to clarify --
If Senator Obama becomes President, we will still run everything.
Please remain calm and return to your assigned duties. Thank you.