Message from Management II

UPDATE: There seems to be some confusion as to the nature of the average White Person's "assigned duties" mentioned in yesterday's memo. These include but are not limited to:

-- Paying $3 trillion dollars for a war started by rich old white people.
-- Sending your kids off to fight in a war being run very poorly by rich old white people.
-- Allowing many of those kids to die thanks to crappy equipment provided by companies owned by rich old white people.
-- Watching media controlled exclusively by a small number of rich old white people.
-- Consuming tainted medicine or bad meat because government regulatory agencies have been gutted by rich old white people.
-- Getting boned on your pension by investment firms run by rich old white people.
-- Watching your house lose value because of financial screw-ups by rich old white people.
-- Losing said house because your kid's cancer treatments aren't covered by insurance companies run by rich old white people.
-- Losing your job because your company's been moved to Belize by rich old white people.
-- Watching government records being blatantly destroyed by rich old white people.

-- Cheering while the Constitution is used to wipe the ass of several rich old white people.

-- etc.

Rest assured, Management has its priorities in place.   We will remain vigilant against the words and actions of radical old black preachers in neighborhood churches.

Sincerely,

Management