John: We have a new Pope.
Will: I heard. Ratzinger.
John: Yeah. The head of the Inquisition. Seriously, the actual Inquisition. Enjoy the new Middle Ages.
Will: You're Catholic, could you explain something to me?
Will: What I want to know is, how do you go from being Cliff on CHEERS to being Pope?
John: How long have you been --
Will: All day.