Hmm, can we turn this blog into a think-tank on practical supervillainy, like conservatives created CPAC and all those Scaife knock-off things? If I could be the Michelle Malkin of world domination ... no, no Ann Coulter! The Ann Coulter of supervillainy. Mainly because I wish I were that tall. And had those man-hands. Seriously, I could finally hit three-pointers with those paws.
Thanks to Laura "Tegan" Gjovagg's amusing comics blog, here's How to Destroy the Earth.