Underfunded

I'm an idiot for not reminding you that David Breckman's very funny comedy, Underfunded, is on USA tonight. There are not many backdoor pilots about the Canadian Secret Service out there.

As a matter of fact, I'm fairly sure this is it.

The reviews are excellent, it's a fine offbeat show and certainly worth your time. With luck they'll get a pickup off the ratings.

Giffen on Layout

For the comic readers here -- Giff's got an article on Newsarama about how he does the weekly layouts for 52. A pretty great window ito the process of the guy who is one of the best in the business.

Purity Ball. I Said BALL. Singular. Geesh.

Pardon the downtime. As part of the liberal media, I was invited to the big "Terrorists and Sodomizers Victory Bash" and I'm still hung like an old boot. There was a moment when I realized, sucking back my fifth Stoli Embryonic Stem Cell shooter and doing Devil's Ash (that's cocaine cut with the ashes of burned Bibles confiscated FROM YOUR HOMES) off the asses of roofied veterans, a moment I realized "Hey, not as young as you used to be, this is gonna hurt,", but then Rosie O'Donnell and Neil Patrick Harris and Osama and Sadr broke out the edible burkas and assless chaps and bang -- everything else is a red haze. I was barely coherent enough to make it to Nancy Pelosi's Lesbo-Wiccan Black Mass in the morning.

Anyway -- thanks to Amanda Marcotte, your ewww factor for the morning. And I mean Ewww Factor Seven, Mr, Scott. A promo video for one of the Purity Balls out there, where

a.) Little girls dress up in prom dresses and go to a party with their Dad and swear to stay virgins until he gives them away to a man he approves of and

b.) Daddies promise to treasure and keep their virginity safe.




Sleep tight.