And they ate it with SALSA!

Okay, Xoverboard made me snort milk through my nose, as he follows the newest Freeper conspiracy on the Schiavo case -- that the first Fed appeals judge turned down the reinsertion of the feeding tube because he was appointed by Bill Clinton six years ago.

He lays out exactly how the awful deed was done:

"... BILL CLINTON: Using my powers to see into the future granted to me by our Lord Satan, I've determined that a woman named Terri Schiavo who's been lying in a hospital bed for the last nine years will become the lynchpin for Armageddon six years from now. At that time, you will be faced with the opportunity to guarantee her death upon the weekend of the Resurrection of Christ, thus allowing Great Lucifer to rise again.

JUDGE WHITTEMORE: That's a great plan, Bill. But what about Jeb Bush? Him and his brothers are formidable allies with the All-Father.

BILL CLINTON: THE BROTHER LAMBS OF CHRIST SHALL NOT STOP ME! ..."

Go read the whole thing.