Saturday, November 24, 2007

Seriously ...


On THANKSGIVING?

Um, hey. People who bought my LA house. I didn't tell you, it's built on an Indian burial ground. Save yourself. Save your children's souls -- and sell it back to me.

Just so it's not a post of pure whinging -- NINJA!



The DVD of Ask a Ninja, by the way, was a great example of short form writing structure and pretty goddam funny. I say pick it up.

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Online and Print SciFi

Warren Ellis leads us to some detailed discussions on the state of the scifi mags, linking off into further discussions of how to do online scifi mags. Feel free not to draw any conclusions between my last post and this one.

My first attempts at real writing were either a MacGyver script involving a hijacked nuclear sub or some sort of college-aged Ellery Queen knock-off which I foolishly submitted to the Ellery Queen short-story magazine. It's all a bit of a blur, jammed in between physics and my second attempt at passing Differential Equations. But at the very least, I feel a seminal connection to the anthology style mystery magazine, in whatever format. They made for good reading when I was on the road. Weirdly, though, I never went for the sci-fi ones. No idea why.

No point to the post except to lead to the discussions, and link so I can refer to them when I attempt the various insane Creative Commons project I hacked out with some friends over the summer. We'll see if it's parallel or perpendicular to the ideas described.

It Never Changes

It doesn't matter how many times you stare at them. The pages suck, and one marvels at the fact that after ten odd years I cannot guarantee at least a minimum of non-suckiness. (It's not a screenplay I'm working on/fouling up, just so you know. Before I get reported to the Scab Squad...)

Consider this an open thread of non-suckiness. That is, your favorite bit of writing, be it screenwriting, novel, news, whatever, from the recent past. An entire book, a passage, or even a single moment in an entire television show.

Sunday, November 18, 2007

Re-Arranging the Deck Chairs

This is the bit where I seem to contradict everything I've said for the last month.

Bill Cunningham -- who's done a far better job of covering alt-media production than I ever have -- links to this essay by smart guy Marc Andreessen about how Hollywood will evolve into a Silicon Valley-like indie-studio format where writers, actors, etc. are all equity partners in their own productions, which are financed by start-up capital, etc.

I absolutely agree. Which is why I proposed it about two years ago, or at least the beginnings of the system. That essay is actually just the theoretical framework of why a new model is possible, actually -- I can't find the damn execution post for the life of me. Should've frikkin' tagged ...

How does this square with my enthusiastic defense of the WGA strike, and insistence on residual payments? Particularly with my mocking of people who suggest that we just start our own studios?

Well, the issue is time and the word "just". As Andreessen notes, the system will head in this direction, and as someone who works in Hollywood while he works in Silicon Valley I'll argue that it'll go slower than he thinks, although probably faster than I believe. We already have indie movies, but not everyone out in viewer-land is going to be happy with talky-talk and horror flicks. They'd occasionally like some car crashes and exotic locations, please, not to mention actors they recognize. You're also in direct competition with the system you're trying to kill, who knows you're trying to kill it and also happens to control almost all mainstream distribution. Good luck. TV's no easier -- you can't partially finance a TV entertainment start-up. If you want to make TV shows, you need to finance an entire season. The pilot process is a monstrous waste of time and money, stunningly inefficient (an you say "amortize" kids? Knew ya could) and will make no sense in the Internet download model. Six to eight episodes at a time, costing about .5 to 1 million a pop, will be the base level of investment. That's with the sharpest producer on the planet, and a lot of people taking a flyer on their usual fees. Not even talking promotion, although that will change ... eventually. Not a ton of money in the grand scheme of things, but it's real money. Beyond the ken of all but the richest individuals, particularly when you build in the assumption that the first batch of these things, used as the sharp wedge on changing the business model and viewer/download habits, are almost guaranteed to fail pretty miserably. You can bring in outside money, sure -- how you keep venture capitalists from becoming essentially sharkier studio executives when it comes to creative input, that'll be a challenge.

Not only that, there is indeed a buyer/distribution system in place for software -- the entire corporate IT system -- which does not exist in entertainment outside the main studio/network distribution chains already in place. There's also the issue of the computer/television perception split still in place in America. That's changing, but it'll be a generational shift at best.

The answer is stochastic tinkering -- small evolutionary steps along the way. As I've noted, there was no studio involved in the pilot we shot in October (blogging on which will resume shortly). It was basically Dean Devlin and a bunch of very creative deals balanced in a small percentage by taking the usual license fee from TNT. If this works -- and Lord knows if it will -- then we've got a proof of concept that will choke an awful lot of people. All because Devlin has nuts the size of an (electric) SUV.

On the other hand, that's proof of concept on a pilot -- which is still part of a very flawed development process. The final product, if picked up in the normal pilot process, will still be broadcast on a cable network. There are a couple web shows, like Quarterlife which premieres on MySpace (hello, new distribution channel), which itself has been picked up for later broadcast by NBC. However, 36 eight-minute episodes do not a network-television viewer model replacement make. You'll note that Quarterlife is basically a salvaged pilot. There's also Sanctuary, which I'll be writing more on later, that was the most expensive direct-to-web program ever made. Its episodes are a direct pay-to-download system -- and all told add up to about two hours of entertainment. And like I said, this is the stuff on the bleeding edge. You'll see more come, and even faster, but unless a big player like Google gets involved, it'll all be on individual initiatives.

It may be worth diverting and answering an e-mail question about the difference between some terms Bill and I use -- open-source production and 4th generation media. One's a tactic, the other's a strategy. 4th Generation Media is based on the same idea as 4th Generation warfare -- that is, control of the traditional battlespace is no longer a priority.. Open-source warfare -- as discussed in John Robb's excellent book and blog -- is the new tactic by which you go about executing a 4th Generation warfare strategy.

For example, Robb discusses how IED makers in Iraq are essentially unaffiliated shops. The bomb-builder's a specialist. So's the guy who places the bomb. Different insurgent groups would go to the same bomb-maker for their IED's. Open-source is also a function of the lowered price of entry into the market. In order to wage war against a super-power now, you don't need a billion-dollar army in order to take on their army head-to-head, because you're not going after control of that army's traditional battlespace. You need a white panel van and some unguarded oil pipeline. Or, as was mentioned in Buda's Wagon -- the car bomb is commonly known as "the poor man's air force."

This is particularly effective when your goal is not to confront an enemy or capture territory, but to cost the enemy more than he can morally or economically bear in the long run. That is, you're fighting in a different battlespace, moral or economic.

Ciiiircling back around, 4th Generation Media means that you're no longer trying to compete on the network's battlespace -- millions of viewers taken from other shows, in a zero sum game at every time slot, translating into ad revenue. You're trying to get money either directly from an advertiser -- a variation of the current streaming model -- or through direct audience payment for either episodic download or maybe a subscription-base streaming model with a password structure. *

The problem is, those battlespaces are very poorly developed, both in infrastructure terms -- shitty broadband penetration -- and perceptual terms. We need to train audiences to access this media in unfamiliar ways, and the media needs to be of a competitive quality to the broadcast model.

This is where open-source production comes in. $3-K HD cameras, micro-rigs that are orders of magnitude cheaper than usual dolly rigs, and computer editing packages have moved within striking distance of broadcast level quality -- a very recent development. Some of the new prosumer level cameras shoot at 24p, but they're still be road-tested by interested parties. Some very smart folks I know have a theory that you can put together a complete film gear kit -- and I mean, make a TV show and 99% of the viewers will never see the difference -- for about $15k. We'll see. That ain't talking post. Never mind sets and locations. But for sheer "get images on disk", it sounds about right. Controlling the production costs in this way will allow more aggressive experiments in bringing product to the new battlespace. The lower profits of entry level material in the new distribution channels will be matched by radically lowered production costs. (What this means for the TYPE of material we should be producing in these early experiments is a different conversation.)

In other words, prosumer 24p and Final Cut are the car bombs of television.

As achingly near as a new paradigm sounds, a.) it's still at least a decade away from being fully realized and b.) the established studios already have a good jump on transitioning viewer share from regular media to broadband, not to mention craploads of advertising dollars to create awareness that the start-ups won't have and corporate structures to absorb the losses involved in developing fire-hoses of entertainment with which to flood viewers' brain-space. So even as the little warm-blooded indie mammals will eventually skitter in the moist undergrowth of the internet-delivery system, the dinosaurs will still have a few good decades left in them -- at least. Therefore it's important to make sure the dinosaurs honor their obligations to pay the creators of material as it's delivered in the mew medium, even as those creators learn the ropes to produce and distribute their own material. The studios were kind of hoping we'd give them the pass, so they could eke out a few extra billion even as they try to grab the good early brain-space on the Web for entertainment distribution. This disagreement led to the Strike, which I hope will be settled very soon.

On a more personal note, this discussion skirts the edge of announcing the death of the pure screenwriter. And that, frankly, sucks. Although I'm lucky and geeky enough to want to play in the sandbox of indie media production, there are plenty of writers who are just really good goddam writers. They don't necessarily have the desire or temperment to become media/business experts. It's already a goddam miracle that out of competition with tens of thousands of other writers that they've managed to find a gig that will intermittently pay their rent. There should be a place for good writers while we weirdos are mucking about in the gears of the system. They write -- that's all. And that's enough.

Any asshole who asks why the all writers don't just start their own studio system should consider this: What would your life be like if, in order to keep your current job, you suddenly had to learn to do the of every person in the company above you, and a couple of your co-worker's jobs, just to stay employed. Given the choice of that radical new existence or just, say, making a bit of noise to make sure they're fairly compensated for their work, I'd bet most people would go for the bit of noise.

In the end we're re-arranging the deck chairs on the Titanic. You can't stop the nature of the Internet from warping the distribution system of the future. The current production model will require radical restructuring for talent, advertisers, and production entities alike. It's going to be a bloodbath. But that sort of radical change is inherently resisted by human nature itself. It'll only be accomplished by existing power bases slowly evolving to accept them, not wholesale restructuring. Because of that time lag, we must make sure we get paid in the evolving structure, not just the end-state structure. There's no moral sin in trying to buffer the transition period for writers who will be put in harder and harder positions in order to keep working. The fact that this buffer happens to coincide with the obligations of the corporations who use our work is a nice coincidence.

Why am I so sure thing will plod along a little slower than most geeks predict? Let me send you off with another story, names dropped as usual. A while ago, a very smart producer and I cooked up a way to, basically, finance a pilot for zero cost. It was a very particular type of show, with very particular economic possibilities on DVD ... but it could be done, with product placement, pre-sales, etc. To tell you the truth, it made perfect sense to do 13 of the goddam things, it was as sure a bet as you'll find in Hollywood that we'd at least break even. And if I just managed to break even on a show I loved, then I consider that a big damn win.

So, very excited, the producer and I meet with a Very Important Studio Human. We lay out the model. The Studio Human nods. He says "That would absolutely work."

Beat.

"But it would put everybody in this building ..." He then pointed out his window to an adjacent office structure, "... and everybody in that building out of a job."

He leaned forward, sincere.

"Why would I do that?"

I honestly didn't have an answer for him.



*(DVD's the buffer zone now, the fat pipe that's keeping us all alive while the new pipe is being built. Going straight to DVD with nontraditional D2DVD forms is a similar model, but again, that's another post.)

Thursday, November 15, 2007

The Anti-Robot Overlord Smears

You think Hillary has it bad? Seditious LIES!!



(thanks Tom Scudder!)

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Lunch Conversations #4223: Getting In on the Ground Floor

John: ... No.
Tyrone: Listen, all I'm asking is that you give the idea a decent --
John: Robot overlords. You are "pro-robot overlords".
Tyrone: They bring world peace, universal health care --
John: At the cost of our freedoms!
Tyrone: MY POINT EXACTLY. We're already giving up our freedoms -- our right to privacy, gone. Warrantless arrest, gone. Right to have your vote counted is super-gone depending on the state you live in, right to stand trial, gone -- we have torture. We already have all the downsides of a supposed robotic takeover, but we're being cheated of the upside! I say, if this is the world we're gonna live in anyway, at least let the robot overlords have their shot. World peace, technological utopia -- and no crime! The robot overlords' crime control is swift and merciless.
John: But it's completely ... uncaring All people will be punished equally regardless of circumstance!
Tyrone: I'm sorry, did you forget I was black?
John: Okay okay --
Tyrone: Sure, the robots rend criminals with horrible tearing jaws. But if you're telling me they eat white and black criminals equally --
John: I get it.
Tyrone: They use that as a selling point, the robot overlords will be ass-deep in brothers with oil cans and subpoenas.
John: ...
Tyrone: Robot overlords don't give Scooter Libby pardons. No rich man can bribe his way out of the robot overlord court. You telling me you don't want to see the robot overlords kick in Dick Cheney's door --
John: I would buy that DVD. The two disc box set, with robot overlord commentary.
Tyrone: Hmm? Hmmm?
John: ... no. We can still control our destiny, through elections.
Tyrone: Like those voting machines are attached to anything --
John: You always say that. But look,the Democrats won in 2006!
Tyrone: Suuuuuuuure they did.
John: What are you -- Congress changed parties! We took over!
Tyrone: Absolutely. Remember when the Democratic Congress ended the war?
John: Ummm ...
Tyrone: How about when they changed the Bankruptcy Bill, so middle class people didn't get reamed. When they passed that children's health care plan over the lame duck president's veto. Or when they finally reclaimed America's moral high ground when they bravely stopped the approval of an Attorney General who thought waterboarding was a grey area. When they shut down Gitmo ...
John: ... *sigh*
Tyrone: Well?
John: How do we get into the good graces of the robot overlords?
Tyrone: Support them early . Urge others to vote for them.
John: I thought you said --
Tyrone: Sure they'll rig the election. But appearance of support is everything in order to curry concessions. Look at the Religious Right.
John: Bumper stickers.
Tyrone: Good. Very simple design. A silhouette of a robot, or one red eye. And a nice clean logline. "Vote Robot Overlord. They'll Know if You Didn't"
John: "Vote Robot Overlord: Like You Have a Choice."
Tyrone: See, you're good at this.
John: That's not a compliment.

Sunday, November 11, 2007

Remembrance Day

Spent the morning on Parliament Hill for the services. I have to admit, having lived in both countries there's something about the tone to Remembrance Day compared to Veteran's Day. ... same intent, slightly different execution. For example, the politicians generally shut the hell up, lay their wreaths, and leave the day to the veterans. Also the prevalence of poppies beforehand, on literally every human walking the streets ... seriously. From the elderly to street punks. We should have the poppies in the States. I know some people do it, but it's rare. As a symbol it's more ... human.

In any event, please take a moment today.

They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old:
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We will remember them.



And yeah, and the flyover got me crying. Missing man formation gets me every time.

Saturday, November 10, 2007

Saturday Linkwhoring.

FCC is going to open up competition within cable TV. This will help bring down the price of many broadband/entertainment services, brining us closer to the open distribution chain for entertainment some people are under the illusion already exists. (h/t Americablog)

High definition video of the moon. My inner 12 year old now wants to be an astronaut again.

Warren Ellis reminds you that he and he alone is on the cutting edge of feces-based drug culture reporting.

From YouTube -- in order, first video:



And the next:




So who is Betty Munson? Is she real? Or is she an entertainer who's figured out that video entertainment on the web is more like haiku -- short bursts of standalone narrative that can be linked over time? Or is she both, one become the other? Either/or, spiffy.

Friday, November 09, 2007

The Albatross

And I like libertarians. But c'mon people.

Someone linked to this silliness at Biz of Showbiz. in the comments. It recycles the usual "Writers make 200 G a year" crap, along with taking the spiffy new angle that this is about powerful, wealthy writers attempting to strangle the free market in order to avoid competition.

The good, high quality writers will always get their due, and good upcoming writers need the freedom to be able to break into the industry without having the union albatross hung around their knecks.

Whether there's a writers union or not will have no impact on the industry or writers; that's what they need to learn. Writers are needed, that's known. What also needs to be known is the industry overall would benefit, as well as the writers, from an open, and free market where everybody can compete. That will only strengthen the product they offer.
I've noticed several similar comments in a few posts, along with the usual suspects over at Megan McArdle's place at The Atlantic blogs.

First off, good writers can always get their first jobs non-union. It's called the Taft-Hartley Act, sparky, and it's utilized so often that the phrase is used as a verb in Hollywood. ("We'll just Taft-Hartley your first script.")

Now to the main beef:

Listen, before you spout off the usual "The free market will out" along with "Hey, I'm smart enough to negotiate my own contracts, why aren't you?" with a side order of "just go somewhere else if you don't like it", you need to understand some things. If you don't, then every argument you make is without merit. Period. It's like trying to discuss the Middle East without the fundamental understanding of the difference between Shia and Sunni.

There is no free market in Hollywood. In television for example, with the dissolution of "finsyn" rules in 1995 almost every independent producer has been either absorbed into one of the big media companies or dissolved. We've gone from 40 producers in television to the big Six.

Six. Six companies control almost all mass media in America. They control all, and I mean all, the standard distribution channels in America. They are also negotiating as a single entity, the AMPTP. If you've read your Adam Smith, you know that this is actually one of the situations he notes in Wealth of Nations which will indeed break the fingers of the invisible hand.

(Now, as noted on this blog, the rise of the internet as a distribution channel will indeed change things ... over the course of the next ten to twenty years or so.)

This is where I'm always amused at libertarians, because they so love markets but never seem to understand how business actually works. If you, my fine libertarian friend, decide to forego the union and negotiate your own contract vis a vis residuals (or pretty much anything else), you will find that unless you are one of the maybe eight out of 12,0000 most famous and profitable writers in Hollywood, you will get exactly the same deal from each studio, or slightly worse. Because what possible motivation would they have to share their profits, relative to each of the other five competitors? That's just common sense.

Asking why writers don't just go start a new United Artists instead of negotiating for a fair residual on new media is like asking why autoworkers, if unhappy with their current contracts, don't just go start their own car companies. Sure, some of us are actually trying -- did anybody notice, in my posts on the pilot, any mention of a studio? -- but what the hell are the rank and file writer supposed to do in the meantime? And how does the remote possibility this could be done in any way justify the AMPTP's position, that they will reuse our material for free for the foreseeable future? And AGAIN, people, try to be clear on this -- we have intellectual property rights on this material. If you believe authors and songwriters should get royalties, then you believe screenwriters should get residuals. Period.

You will also, theoretical libertarian free agent, have given up most of the protections afforded by the Guild, including the protection of making sure you actually get whatever deal you may have negotiated. As John Bowman noted, we are one of the only industries in which corrupt accounting is so common, we actually have the term "monkey points."

I've seen a bunch of people arguing "well, that's what litigation is for." Yes, what a spiffy world that would be. Each individual writer against the legal departments of billion dollar multinational corporations. Enjoy waiting ten years for your check, assuming you win. Even with the Guilds in place, people still have to litigate all the time. Peter Jackson had to sue for his share of the back end, because New Line tried to stiff him on FELLOWSHIP OF THE FRIKKIN' RING -- $870,000,00 worldwide, DVD unknown.

That. Shit. Happens. All. The. Time.

Oh, and try getting a hold of those DVD numbers. They are so infamously untraceable they're a standing joke among writers and even producers.

Once again, real world business experience vs. libertarianism -- RLWB 2, LIBS 0.

Let me tell you a story, leaving most of the juicy bits/names out. I recently worked on a very large movie. When the time came to arbitrate the credits, long after the movie was written, shot and cut, one of the producers claimed a writing credit based on an outline that neither I nor any of the other writers had ever read. (PS. Not Don Murphy. Don is cool.)

Now remember -- and this is important for the story -- credit arbitration is largely dependent upon how similar your written contribution is to the movie as filmed and released.

During the arbitration process I, being a nice guy, was willing to accept that maybe the studio screwed up. Maybe they had the outline before ay of us started work, but didn't show it to the writers. If so, I firmly believed the outline should still be considered by the arbitration committee. Whatever the committee thought fair, I'd live with.

"When did the studio buy the outline? When did it enter into the chain of materials?" I asked, trying to nail down a timeline. And remember, this was about two years after I'd written my draft, as first writer on.

Pause. "The studio is in the process of acquiring it now."

I cleared my throat. "So the question is, should you give away a writing credit -- and therefore a chunk of my income -- based on an outline that nobody's ever even seen, that only now is being purchased by the studio after the movie is cut, submitted by one of the only people who's viewed the final cut of the film as it is to be released."

"... yes."

That. Shit. Happens. All. The. Time.

Only the Guild-mandated arbitration process gave me any recourse short of litigation of dealing with this. And in the days before that arbitration process was established -- through the Guild's struggle with the studios -- they wouldn't have even had endure the pretense of submitting the outline.

You know what I felt, as a "young writer" when the "union albatross" was slipped around my neck? I remember, indeed, my first horrified thought. "Wow, a living wage!", followed immediately by "Now I can get my loved ones better health insurance." Years later, as a successful writer, that albatross was the only thing keeping much more powerful, connected humans from taking some of my .3% DVD residual above and beyond what they were already making.

Listen, I get it. You love free markets. So do I. I just know that they weren't designed by Jesus. They're not perfect, and sometimes you need a union not out of any high moral stance, but just to maintain fair business practices.

To paraphrase a previous post -- I live with the tiger, I love it, but I respect its teeth and instincts. Stop asking why I don't just pet the kitty.

Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Heh, You Know ...

... they probably should have thought out the nature of the internet before they decided on forcing us into a strike over payments derived from the nature of the internet.

From THE OFFICE folks:



Obviously at some point I will get distracted, start blogging about robots and comic books again. To get more regular updates, visit United Hollywood.