Sunday, February 18, 2007

Lunch Discussions #781: "... and the Aliens' Version Was Funnier."

John: Caught any of the clips from the Fox Daily Show ripoff, The 1/2 Hour News Hour?
Tyrone: ... you are kidding me. No. How is it?
John: Please. Watch.





John: It's as if aliens tried to decipher humor from radiated cable television waves and then constructed a "comedy" show with a poor translation algorithm. It is un-joke. You could put it in a chamber with a knock-knock joke and use the resultant explosion to power a starship.
Tyrone: That Rush bit -- it starts as the standard "My fellow Americans" bit, then Coulter comes in, then there are phone calls ... it's as if they don't know how sketches work.
John: I love how it opens with Rush slamming Howard Dean as too crazy to run in 2008. Which is literally a four year old joke used against a guy who absolutely will not be running for President a year in the future. Not only did they launch the show with a hack joke, they launched it with a hack joke that doesn't even make sense.
Tyrone: That beat the Marion Barry joke, which is fifteen years old. There are premises, plenty of joke premises, or even joke structures that don't land on the best punchline ...
John: I'm not sure they've employed any actual television comedy writers. They spent two full minutes on a "B.O." joke about Barack Obama. That's the A-game for the opening show. The sort of name-joke that the jocks stick on a kid in freshman year, then guffaw and punch each other every time they say it. So I guess that's what the show's message is: "If you're the type of schoolyard bully who would call a kid 'B.O.' and think that is HI-LARIOUS, you're our target audience."
Tyrone: Such people are out there, John. And they vote. Who's running this thing?
John: Joel Surnow.
Tyrone: ... wait. The 24 guy?
John: Yep.
Tyrone: Has he ever worked in comedy before?
John: Nope.
Tyrone: Would you put Dick Wolf in charge of a comedy show? On what planet did that make sense?
John: I've become fascinated by Surnow's narrative. Did you read the New Yorker article on him? It mentions how his rightward political turn was influenced by his friend Cyrus Nowrasteh, the guy who wrote the very bad and relentlessly incorrect Path to 9/11 mini-series.
Tyrone: Didn't you actually defend Nowrasteh?
John: I was more making the point that an agenda-driven piece of writing almost always fails. But I certainly held no grudge. The odd thing is, all the recent media mentions of Nowrasteh drop the fact, like a little biographical tidbit, that he's the son of a "deposed advisor to the Shah of Iran." And no one seems to mention that this is Very. Fucked. Up. We have been living with the Ayatollahs as the bad guys so long, we've forgotten that the Shah was not the good guy. His secret police, Savak, carried out thousands of tortures and assassinations. This is like being the son of a Pinochet advisor. This is like being the son of a Saddam Hussein advisor. I personally would not throw this on my CV.
Tyrone: Maybe his dad was a dissenting voice. Maybe he was the anti-torture advisor.
John: Of course. The Shah, like all autocratic dictators, hated "yes-men." He liked to mix it up in the council chambers. Get a free exchange of ideas going.
Tyrone: Like House. "All of you, give me your opinions. Now shut up and do what I say."
John: ... yes. The Shah of Iran was the House of the Middle East.
Tyrone: Or is House the Shah of medicine? Hmmm?
John: At the very least, I'd like to see Fox promote the show with that logline.

At this point we drifted to other topics. But if I may, there's another interesting Surnow quote about his new comedy show:

"Almost every comedy show or satire show I see uses the same talking points against George W. Bush and Dick Cheney," Surnow tells Variety. "The other side hasn’t been skewered in a fair and balanced way"....


That's just fascinating. If that's true, he hasn't been watching The Daily Show, which mocked the ineffectiveness of the Democratic candidates in 2004, and is now hitting the new Democratic candidates with equal aplomb. He also hasn't seen ... every other late-night comedy show. (My favorite joke of the cycle goes to Amy Poehler: "
"Earlier today, Senator Barack Obama announced his candidacy for president. Upon hearing the news, Hillary Clinton punched a pillow so hard it turned into a diamond.") I hate to keep explaining this, but if it seems like the Republicans have been suffering the comedic brunt for the last six years, this is because they have been in power, and comedy's job is to kick power in the junk.

More revealing is the idea of using "talking points" in a comedy show. This is obviously someone who's never worked a real comedy writer's room. For topical runs, you start with "okay, what happened today," and you look at everything. Everything. This is because comedy has maybe a 10% success rate on the pitch, and that's just for joke-like objects, never mind actual functioning funny jokes. To fill a show with a couple dozen funny jokes, you don't have the time or luxury to stick to talking points. You need to find the funny. Unless you're not worrying about funny -- in which case, you get the 1/2 Hour News Hour.

On a deeper level, this is about how you cannot make humor, you find humor. And you find humor in truth. As Tyrone pointed out to me later in the conversation, often Stewart does nothing but play the tape of a politician's actual words, and then do a reaction. A joke only works -- although every comic has a theory on this -- if there's some underlying bit of truth to it. Either truth unrecognized before now, eliciting surprised laughter in response, or recognized and appreciated, the so-called "sympathy laugh." (see Simpson, Homer: "It's funny because it's true!" which in context is damn near a three-level meta-joke.) This is why jokes about Bush not being bright work -- because we've all heard him speak, and he does not come across as a bright man. This is why jokes about Bill Clinton being a horndog work -- because Billy-boy's a horndog. You could not do a joke about Bush being, say, an adulterer, even if that were your "talking point." It just wouldn't work, because it doesn't ring true.

This, by the way, is the underpinning of the situation comedy, or nearly all scripted comedy: an ordinary person is put in a ridiculous situation, and his truthful response is amusing; or a ridiculous person is put in an ordinary situation and his truthful response is amusing.

Comedy is truth, truth is reality, and if "Reality has a well-known liberal bias" for now, anyway, you just have to suck that up if your job is the funny. One party has boring, earnest junior Senators with competing health plans running for President. The other party has the guy in charge of fighting child pornography online soliciting minors online, a Senator who talked about "man on dog" action, a State Representative who doesn't believe the Earth revolves around the Sun, and a Vice-President who won on an anti-gay platform with a gay daughter who's pregnant with another woman's child, which may be why he shot a dude in the face. Nobody's fault Fate dealt one player the "goofy" cards for the last few hands.

Don't worry, soon the Democrats will be completely back in power, the scales will tip back, and we can go back to mocking universal health care and adultery.

There's a further point to be made about the general level of emotional retardation aong Hollywood writers and executives (both liberal and conservative), combined with a stunning level of ignorance of history and politics, but hey, I need to work in this town.

129 comments:

aj said...

i wouldn't mind watching this show if someone re-dubbed a "laugh-at" track in which after every "joke" there would be an awkward pause and then an outburst of laughter at the stupidity and sadness of the failed joke.

Isaac said...

I am kicking myself for missing the full broadcast tonight, and hope that a torrent becomes available soon. My sense of schadenfreude knows no bounds.

James said...

O M G

Laugh track ... Kill me.

Plese no more of that John. I like your column. I like watching video. It is all too alluring.

But now my brain is fried.

Anonymous said...

When this show fails, you know the neo-conservatives are going to blame the 'liberal' media.

Brian Berry said...

When Rush is onscreen I reflexively change the channel... Coulter, too, that is unless she's on Maher's show, of course. Watching those YouTube clips made my teeth ache.

I wonder if anyone will start boycotting watching 24 over this? As much as I love that show, if Surnow also wants to produce claptrap like this, it almost makes me want to stop... I'll switch to watching Heroes, it'd be no problem for me.

Long time lurker, first time poster - John, keep up the great posting!

Unknown said...

WHy boycott 24? It's a perfectly enjoyable piece of pulp fiction, while this is justawful. No need to freight one down with the other.

MoXmas said...

You know, the rhythm of that Rush piece was very much like a Saturday Night Live intro over the last few years. Except that Rush was being played by himself, and not, say, Darrell Hammond. Same lack of jokes, though. OTOH, at least it was over really fast.

So, to me, its like Surnow studied about two years of tape of SNL, got a feel for some of the pacing, but didn't realize that much of what he was watching wasn't actually funny.

Close enough to the aliens theory, I guess.

Jacob Sager Weinstein said...

Speaking as a guy who used to write this kind of a show for a living (and as a card-carrying Democrat) I would actually cut The Half Hour News Hour something of a break. I should note that I haven't seen the whole thing--I've just seen the Barack Obama segment and the President Rush Limbaugh sketch on YouTube.

Based on those excerpts, I concede that THCH isn't anywhere near as good as the Daily Show at its best. But go back and watch the first episode of the Daily Show, and I think you'll find that it wasn't as good as the Daily Show at its best. It takes a while for a show to gel. (I'm not sure whether or not to count The Colbert Report as an exception to this rule. It was brilliant right out of the gate, true, but Colbert had plenty of time to refine his comic persona beforehand, and presumably at least some of the writers had written for him before.)

Still, in the brief clips I saw, TCHC had two well-constructed jokes: the bit about Obama's approval rating falling to 99.9%, and the "My life in politics: An 18-month journey" line. Both of those get at a truth about Obama--the amazing speed with which he's inspired a rock-star-like following.

Unknown said...

Come on! "99.9" is not a funny number, man! 98% is so much funnier!

Although no show is great out of the gate, I stand by the criticism -- there's a difference between a swing and a miss, and swinging with a golf club at the basketball being pitched across the plate. There's just way to much stuff in there that falls as un-joke rather than not-good joke.

Jacob Sager Weinstein said...

I agree with you about 99. The correct comedic choice for that joke was something like "98.3%".

But I still say this is no worse than, say, the first episode of Conan O'Brien.

In a couple of months, if this is still the best THCH can do, then there's a problem. But for now, all I see is the same teething struggles I expect from a brand-new talk show. (Sitcoms and dramas have teething pains, too, obviously, but if they are even half competent at story construction, you get pulled along. With a talk show, misfired lines just sit there, festering.)

Christine Salter said...

Morgan already said what I wanted to say. It really felt like something out of the darkest, most painful years of SNL.

Anonymous said...

But go back and watch the first episode of the Daily Show, and I think you'll find that it wasn't as good as the Daily Show at its best.   It takes a while for a show to gel.It could also be pointed out that The Daily Show didn't start out with anywhere near the level of political basis as it has now.  It was just about the news and laughing at the kind of crazy people who build landing sites for UFOs.  In trying to be funnier (and in switching hosts), it latched onto politics for most of its material.  Funny was the prime motivator.

1/2 Hour is the exact opposite.  It is starting from a political agenda (skewer the Democratic Party and the political left), and then attempting to make jokes that support their agenda.

Unknown said...

There were a couple of things that I found funny about the Rush skit, but the guys who put together the laugh track apparently did not. Like when he asks Ann Coulter to share a cigar. Beautiful, the president and the younger attractive subordinate do something with a cigar in the Oval Office. The irony is splendid -- but they have no clue.

Unknown said...

Really? That irony is "splendid"? Eh. It just all makes me miss the old Denis Leary and ore-9/11 crazy Dennis Miller.

nolo said...

On a deeper level, this is about how you cannot make humor, you find humor. And you find humor in truth.

That doesn't explain why "24" makes me laugh my a** off. Really. My SO and I spent most of the season premiere in absolute stitches. If nothing else, Surnow gets points for giving "Landshark" references a whole new vitality.

Jacob said...

David Frum (of the conservative National Review) says: "The 1/2 Hour News Hour" is so unfunny as to be affirmatively insulting.

He also suggests that it's some ultra-Colbertian exercise in meta-irony: a parody within a parody within a parody. "Hey you conservative clods - we think you are are so stupid that this is the kind of cold-stone-dead junk you'd laugh at."

Anonymous said...

Since I haven't seen the show and I don't watch John Stewart either, can I skip this stuff?

nolo said...

I like 24, but it's harder to like after reading how ridiculous Surnow and his "beliefs" are.

You mean to tell me it's ridiculous to believe that torture works . . . unless you use it on Jack Bauer? Who'd have thunk it?

Anonymous said...

Mike, you're doing it wrong. You're supposed to brag about not having a television set.

Cameltrooper said...

So the facts matter less than what Surnow wants to believe. What he wants to believe is true is more important than what actually is true.


Doesn't that sound like something we've been experiencing for the last 5 years?

It still cracks me up that after being in power for the last 6 years in the oval office and, until recently, their long run in the house and senate, the republicans and their backers still like to play the we're being picked on card: "The other side hasn’t been skewered in a fair and balanced way".... "

nolo said...

Joshua, I was joking.

nolo said...

As penance, Joshua, you should undergo the Tesh Avoidance Therapy that The Editors have devised for the treatment of all "24" addicts. Be warned, though, that I'm not sure it worked on me.

John Eje Thelin said...

It just all makes me miss the old Denis Leary

His name was Bill Hicks.

And if he wasn't already dead, the current adminstration would have given him an aneurysm by now.

Phil Freeman said...

Is no one else bugged even slightly by the fact that this thing is running on a putative news channel? If it ran on Fox, or even on FX, fine. But on the actual Fox News Channel? Who made that programming call? Talk about ceding the field to your critics...

Phil Freeman said...

I watched the whole thing last night, btw, and the best bit was a guest shot by Dom Irrera playing a guy who sells T-shirts with the images of famous dictators on 'em. It had an actual punchline - he held up a T-shirt with a picture of Kim Jong-Il with the slogan "No Fat Chicks" underneath. The anchor hammered it home/stepped all over the joke by explaining that it was a reference to starvation in North Korea, but it also worked as a gag about Kim's horniness, or just as a non sequitur. It was, ultimately, a pretty good joke. The only one that made me laugh out of the whole half hour. But I'm still bugged by it being on a news channel, even if it is FNC.

Shan said...

You are hereby forbidden from posting YouTube videos.

karmalyte said...

I find the caliber consistent with the rest of the Fox 'gag' News Channel programming.

If this is slashing commentary, there is a butter knife missing somewhere.

Summed up by YouTuber ThePatriotsMaxim in commentary on the Rush video-

"Conservatives again prove they are adept at torture."

Xactiphyn said...

I don't understand why Fox News did this show. If they really wanted to compete against Colbert head-to-head all they had to do was give Colmes his own show. Colmes has been characterizing the stereotypes of the other side for far longer than Colbert and has the act down cold.

(And yea, I stole that realization from Brin.)

Unknown said...

His name was Bill Hicks.

And if he wasn't already dead, the current adminstration would have given him an aneurysm by now.


I do not take Hicks' name in vain lightly.

No, I meant at least Leary and Miller could do the funny politically incorrect thing with a certain pinache. Hicks was way, way beyond that sort of role-playing.

Anonymous said...

David Frum (of the conservative National Review) says: "The 1/2 Hour News Hour" is so unfunny as to be affirmatively insulting.

Good for him. However, he also notes that he thinks Rome is a "conservative alternative," which, WTF? Does every goddamned thing have to be diced up for partisan consumption, including the classics?

As for 24, I was never tempted to watch it even when it was new and exciting. Way too much investment of time to follow stories that had too little payoff. The torture fetishism has killed any desire I might have had to try watching it in future, but that desire was pretty minimal anyway.

Unknown said...

Is this what defines conservative humor? It would explain something I have never understood.

For the previous six years the Republicans have been joking! HAHAHA! That whole Swift Boat thing, I can't believe you fell for that! You should have seen the look on your faces! Iraq, Social Security, THE CONSTITUTION!!! Oh my god, you guys. Wooohee. Let me catch my breath. Tony Snow, John Bolton, Harriet Miers, Michael fucking Brown! Oh God, stop it. My stomach hurts.

DHS said...

I watched the clip, assuming there would be thinly veiled racism.

I was actually shocked (really! and that's hard nowadays) by exactly how blatantly racist the Obama piece was. Oprah jokes, repeated shots of African-American crowds, Marion Barry jokes (WE WOULDN'T WANT TO MENTION A NATIONAL POLITICIAN WITH A YOUTHFUL DRUG PROBLEM!). Sane people see Obama as a politician with an interesting story, some good ideas, and heaploads of charisma. Crazy people, like those backing this show, see Blarack Oblackma. They just can't get past it.

Anonymous said...

>>>Mike, you're doing it wrong. You're supposed to brag about not having a television set.

I've got the TV (not HDTV, thank god!), but I don't waste it on this stuff.

(Of course, I waste it on *other* stuff...)

Hmmm... where's my copy of Postman's "Amusing Ourselves To Death"?

Michael the G said...

I just thought, like most agenda driven product that this was your standard suckfest but that they are airing it on FNC takes this to a level that I find almost sad. I mean, you don't make fun of the special needs kid because he talks funny ya' know? I usually feel pity for Neo-cons because they seem all too ready to swallow the kool-aid but now I am just embarrassed for them.

Oddly enough, The "No Fat Chicks" t-shirt was funny (sick/sad but funny) but it's not really a partisan gag now is it? Well, and it presumes that the audience can make the transition from "Emperor Onesie" to the famine conditions in his country and his curious penchant for the ladies. Frankly, the level of "set knowledge" (shared experience, common knowledge, whatever you want to call it) that that sort of joke construct needs to function is well, not that common. Then again, some guys may just be hijacking the joke because they find the phrase "No Fat Chicks" hilarious. I think they were the same dudes who popularized the "cash,ass, or grass " bumper sticker but that's neither here nor there.

Solid critique John. As some other elbow phrased it "long time lurker" and I rarely post. "Kicking power in the junk" Maybe that could be a heading for the next round of archives ;)

Anonymous said...

The 1/2 Hour News Hour is a lame name to start with. CBC's This Hour Has 22 Minutes is a better title, even for people who don't know it's a riff on the old CBC news program, This Hour Has Seven Days.

my $.02

Troy

The Rev. Jenner J. Hull said...

The only funny thing about "The Half Hour News Hour" so far is Rush as President.

You can tell he's been sitting at home in a replica Oval Office giving "My Fellow Americans" speeches and holding press conferences in front of a legion of 12" G.I. Joe action figures.

Coulter just can't act, even when she's reciting dialouge that she pretty much wrote years ago.

Unknown said...

I don't know if anyone else has posted this, but I think it's really important to make this correction: Homer Simpson is not the one who said "it's funny because it's true." That was the mob boss whom Bart met in the episode where he accidentally got a job tending bar at a mafia hang-out.

After developing friendships with his gangster patrons, Bart shares the wonders of Itchy and Scratchy with them. The thematically appropriate Itchy and Scratchy episode concludes with a mass tommy-gun execution of "usual suspects" in a police line-up. Bart and his pals laugh gleefully over the outlandishly grotesque cartoon they were watching, and the head ganster says "It's funny because it's true."

And don't you ever forget it.

Anonymous said...

Comedian: Don't you hate it... when you go to the bathroom... and there's no toilet paper!?

Homer: Hehehehehe, it's funny cause it's true!

It's from "Homer vs Lisa and the 8th Commandment" in Season 2. You're right though, it is really important.

Anonymous said...

>>>You can tell he's been sitting at home in a replica Oval Office giving "My Fellow Americans" speeches and holding press conferences in front of a legion of 12" G.I. Joe action figures.

ROTFLMAO!!! What an image!!

And you just *know* he wonders how many of those G.I. Joes are gay!!

Anonymous said...

Conan't first night was bumpy, uneven, and nervous, but there was a hint of something there that paid off pretty soon. The guy and his team were obviously talented, just a little unsteady. This, on the other hand.... Well, I can't add anything to the reams of abuse that have been heaped upon it, except to say that it gave me an excuse to revisit Bill Hicks's brilliantly pornographic Rush Limbaugh bit on his last album.

More than ever, I believe Bill was on to something - Rush Limbaugh munches scat.

Thanks, John, for a brilliant commentary.

Lastly, I wonder if the Daily Show will respond in any way. On the one hand, I think just ignoring this piddling little mongoloid of a show is the right response, you KNOW they could have a field day tearing it apart.

Anonymous said...

Thomas,

"Homer Simpson is not the one who said 'it's funny because it's true.' That was the mob boss whom Bart met."

I think it's important to make this correction: You ought to say "That was the mob boss with whom Bart met," or "that was the mob boss who Bart met."
To wit: Who did Bart meet? not Whom did Bart meet? cf. With Whom did Bart meet? not With who did Bart meet.

Anonymous said...

Rush Limbaugh munches scat.

Lay off Rush. It's just to control his weight.

Robert Green said...

sorry to slightly jump trains here, but i agree with everything that has been said about the sucklitude of fox's non comedy mentis AND also agree that they should get a chance to figure it out and fix it. we all work in this business and know how it goes.

so, train jumps tracks. Just how is it that anyone could read that "24" article, even unreconstructed liberals (of whom i am most assuredly one) and say anything other than: "the military went to a writer's room to lecture them about a show?"

you have got to be fucking kidding me. which fascist dictatorship did they get that idea from (we would appreciate it if you could make a few changes to the show, particularly as regards Dear Leader. or we could send you away--whichever you prefer)?

and in what world have liberals got so pissed off about joel surnow's cuntiness that they find it more important than the government coming to them with comments on a show? seriously, is that not a whole bunch more fucked up? and does anyone here really believe that these soldiers were just fine until they saw "24"? and further, don't you think rumsfeld et al might be a wee bit more of the problem than howard gordon?

inquiring minds want to know.

Anonymous said...

"funny / true" is a recurring theme on the Simpsons.

In another episode -- I think in the Edison museum -- a tour guide tells a joke, the group laughs, and in the walla you can make out a woman's voice saying "it's funny and true."

I think it was originally a reference to "The Untouchables," in which Al Capone expresses the same idea, then kills someone with a baseball bat.

Anonymous said...

What really kills the show is the laugh track. It sounds like they parked a handful of people in front of a mic & paid them depending on how enthusiastic they sounded. Pure flop sweat.

BTW, I think the reason this is on FNC (other than the fact that it's about as newsworthy as an episode of The O'Reilly Factor) is because Ailes was well aware that he had a turkey on his hands & decided to dump it on FNC rather than kill any potential late night audience that Fox might generate. They only have a 2 show run to get it right, so it seems clear that this thing is dead in the water.

Anonymous said...

It should be recognized by now that Republicans/conservatives have no sense of humor at all. hey have a mean streak, which they think is the same thing.

Anonymous said...

Regarding "Who/Whom"

I wish to address the blue-haired school marm who took it upon him/her/itself to correct Thomas' "That was the mob boss whom Bart met"
to read
"That was the mob boss who Bart met."

"whom Bart met" is actually correct.

here's how i know: if you break the sentence down and rearrange the phrase about Bart's meeting, you get:
"Bart met him," not "Bart met he."

therefore, you'd say, "whom Bart met," not "who Bart met."

it's understandable to make the "who Bart met" mistake...
you would normally finish "the mob boss who..." with a descriptive phrase: "The mob boss who likes eggplant."
"Bart met" looks like this sort of descriptive phrase: "the mob boss who is distinguished by his having met with Bart."

but in reality it's just plain ol' "the mob boss whom Bart met."

trust me.


i have blue hair.



and i like eggplants.

Anonymous said...

Lee says,

I highly recommend Charlie Brooker's take on the show:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/theguide/columnists/story/0,,2019169,00.html

"Three cheers then, for 24 co-creator Joel Surnow, who's recently given birth to The Half Hour News Hour (Fox News, Sky Channel 510), a topical comedy show which manages to be angry, opinionated, and genuinely political all at once. In fact, there are only two things wrong with it. 1) It's dementedly right-wing. 2) Radiation sickness is funnier.

A lot of people think right-wingers aren't capable of being amusing at all. Not true. Mussolini looked hilarious swinging from that lamppost." ...

"There is one thing to be said in the show's favour: at least it HAS an agenda, which is unusual in modern comedy. But an agenda is all it has. It's government-approved satire - as oxymoronic, pointless and wretched as church-sanctioned porn. But probably easier to masturbate to, assuming you get off on abject desperation."

Unknown said...

having run a room of comics desperate to sell their jokes to me, i can only concur w/everything the kungfu monkey said about the nature of comedy.

that being said, and i know i'll take sh*t for saying this, i chuckled at a couple of things in the youtube opening.

tho i sincerely believe dean was set up by the media with his famous "scream," i, as a comic writer, could see the construct of the joke when limbaugh said he got gov. dean the medical treament he needed so much. granted, you have to accept the conservative premise that dean is a nut, but as a joke, it was quite well put together.

also, i'm a big supporter of cindy sheehan, but the joke about her shooting spree across the nation was also nicely done, as a sick sort of non-sequitor exercise (replace her name with ghandi's and see if it's not funny in a completely outrageous black comedy way).

that being said, the show's opening still sucked.

but what gets me is hot air is quoting half of tvnewser when they say the premiere had a little under a million and a half viewers.

tvnewser goes on to say that half of those viewers tuned out almost immediately, something that hot air fails to mention.

those darn conservatives!

finally, the real thing people should remember is that lisa said to homer "i can't believe you beat out dexy's midnight runners" (for the grammy) and homer said "well, you haven't hear the last of them."

Unknown said...

having run a room of comics desperate to sell their jokes to me, i can only concur w/everything the kungfu monkey said about the nature of comedy.

that being said, and i know i'll take sh*t for saying this, i chuckled at a couple of things in the youtube opening.

tho i sincerely believe dean was set up by the media with his famous "scream," i, as a comic writer, could see the construct of the joke when limbaugh said he got gov. dean the medical treament he needed so much. granted, you have to accept the conservative premise that dean is a nut, but as a joke, it was quite well put together.

also, i'm a big supporter of cindy sheehan, but the joke about her shooting spree across the nation was also nicely done, as a sick sort of non-sequitor exercise (replace her name with ghandi's and see if it's not funny in a completely outrageous black comedy way).

that being said, the show's opening still sucked.

but what gets me is hot air is quoting half of tvnewser when they say the premiere had a little under a million and a half viewers.

tvnewser goes on to say that half of those viewers tuned out almost immediately, something that hot air fails to mention.

those darn conservatives!

finally, the real thing people should remember is that lisa said to homer "i can't believe you beat out dexy's midnight runners" (for the grammy) and homer said "well, you haven't hear the last of them."

Anonymous said...

Oddly enough, The "No Fat Chicks" t-shirt was funny (sick/sad but funny) but it's not really a partisan gag now is it? Well, and it presumes that the audience can make the transition from "Emperor Onesie" to the famine conditions in his country and his curious penchant for the ladies.

Curious? I dunno. In my "rules the world" fantasies, there'd be more than a few hotties laying about my exclusive harem in my nuclear-powered sky fortress. Guarded by diesel-powered nuns. Of course.

Can you really blame Kim Jong for using his monomaniacal, dictatorial power to keep himself sexually active while half of his country eats the other half in order to get through the winter? I mean, look at the guy ... he ain't getting the babes based on charm alone.

Willy B. Good said...

I totally agree that conservative comedy sucks big time but I have to say that since I'm doing a satirical Fox news on my blog.

cheers Monkey

Anonymous said...

It looks like someone took the two worst segments of the ep and spread them over the internet. It's got some duds, and it does lean very to the right, but overall, it doesn't suck as bad as those two videos would lead you to think.

The full episode is also up at youtube.

Part 1 is at
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOJ4lan2MyY&mode=related&search=

Part 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cnu01niq3U&NR

Part 3
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I don't exactly understand why that second clip is supposed to be funny though. Even to conservatives, the idea of Rush as President and Coulter as Vice-President isn't really something to laugh about, it seems more like something to be desired. Most people don't want to laugh at something that they desire, even if they know that it will never happen.

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Cara yang sering di lakukan untuk menghilangkan kutil kelamin adalah dengan cara pembedahah atau operasi, cara ini tentu memerlukan dana yang tidak sedikit. metode Pilihan pembedahan yang dapat Anda lakukan

Cara Mengobati Wasir Ambeien said...

MANTAB *

kLINIK oBAT mANJUR said...

Bismillaahirrohmaanirrokhiim ???????????????????????????????????

Unknown said...

Bukan hanya pengobatan medis saja tapi ada juga pengobatan rumah alami yang dapat digunakan untuk menyingkirkan penyakit kencing bernanah ini. Maka anda harus mencari pengobatan yang terbaik pada penyakit Anda dan jika diperlukan juga dibantu dengan tenaga medis yang professional.

Unknown said...

Kadang disertai
dengan sakit saat kencing, perih, organ intim terasa panas menyiksa,
gatal,..

kLINIK oBAT mANJUR said...

Bismillahhirrohmaanirrokhim.... *********************************

Unknown said...

Sekitar Vagina Tumbuh Daging, Berbahayakah? Kutil Pada Kepala Penis mirip bunga kol atau jengger ayam, Merupakan Penyakit Yang diakibatkan Oleh Virus.Kutil kelamin, atau disebut juga condyloma acuminata, adalah kutil atau daging berwarna kulit atau keabuan yang tumbuh di sekitar alat kelamin dan

obar herbal manjur alami said...

Bismillahirrohmannirrokhim ........................

Unknown said...

penyakit yang ditularkan melalui hubungan seks : vaginal, oral dan anal. Juga dapat menular melalui persentuhan kulit dengan daerah yang terinfeksi.

Unknown said...

Obat Ambeien Resep Dokter Ambeclear dari De Nature Ampuh Tuntaskan Ambeien Sampai Tuntas

Unknown said...

Ambeien bisa mengeluarkan darah(seperti invander salim yang terkena ambeien dan mengeluarkan darah)

Unknown said...

Sebelum kita membahas tentang pengobatan ambeien, dalam kesempatan ini
saya ingin menjelaskan sekilas tentang ambeien, agar kita semua bisa
memahami benar apa itu penyakit ambeien

Unknown said...

obat wasir, Adalah  Obat alami berkhasiat dalam bentuk kapsul yang berasal dari tanaman herbal seperti daun ungu, mahkota dewa dan kunyit putih, diberikan pada penderita jika penyakit masih dalam tingkatan stadium ringan

obar herbal manjur alami said...

Bismillahhirrohmaanirrokhim.... ************************************

obar herbal manjur alami said...

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Unknown said...

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kLINIK oBAT mANJUR said...

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Obat Keputihan Herbal Alami said...

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obar herbal manjur alami said...

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kLINIK oBAT mANJUR said...

obat ambeien wasir paling manjur mengobati penyakit wasir ambeien tanpa efek samping terbuat dari bahan alami herbal seperti daun ungu mahkota dewa kunyit putih

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Unknown said...

thanks....
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Unknown said...

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