Friday, August 26, 2005

We've Converted


I know, I'd heard rumors, but never really read all the core beliefs of the Flying Spaghetti Monster religion. But BoingBoing points out that they have a Wikipedia entry now. As I perused it and learned more of this wondrous religion -- and became convinced that its core beliefs should also be taught in schools along with Intelligent Design -- I was completely surprised when the lovely wife walked from the other room and announced "I have been touched by his noodly appendage."

One cannot ignore such a sign from the Heaven -- his Heaven, where there are strippers and a beer volcano. We are now devout Pastafarians.

19 comments:

Kid Sis said...

I as well. Welcome, brother.

Already had two slightly defensive comments from my old Catholic friends. Should be an interesting day.

Keith said...

I think our official holiday should be September 15th, the birthday of the prophet, Marco Polo.

SAP said...

I guess this means I had communion for lunch. It was quite good.

minute said...

Ramen, brother!

TN_Dreamer said...

How can we not convert? FSM answers every question I ever had about our world's existence.

Since Henderson has declared every Friday a holiday, I say we all celebrate with Maragaritas and Strip poker.

TN_Dreamer said...

"maragaritas", it's what I get for starting without you guys.

Chaz said...

w00t!! Another convert! I respect you more every day.

bloggerbrain said...

Well Rogers, It's been a while since I posted but I have been lurking and I am so glad to see that you have become a member of the "Semolina Based Community".

If GF comes back, I'm in.

Lata!

Andy said...

Okay, I cry foul. This post is just a poorly disguised excuse for John to use the word “Pastafarian” in a sentence. I’m onto you Rogers.

Peter L. Winkler said...

He looks like Cthulhu.

1031 said...

This is great. I'm in. Ramen all the way.

Anonymous said...

Oh bloody hell.

Don't you fools know there is Only One True Church?

http://www.edwood.org/

Repent you sinners!

Rogers said...

Don't come preaching your idolatry in here, barbarian!

Anonymous said...

No more dresses for you, Rogers!

Nor Graverobbers from Outer Space in *your* collection! (The infidels made him call it Plan 9... bastards!)

Hadyn said...

My workmates do not understand HIS ways. They scoff at my holy pirate robes (Arrrrrr) and get annoyed at my constant religeous holidays.

That no-carb craze hurt our faith. But we have regrouped and in stronger numbers!

Ramen and may the sauce be with you.

Ragu Hadyn de Conchigliette

Anonymous said...

Ed Wood will smit all of you for this!

Now you're even in Australia!!

http://spiritsdancing.typepad.com/spirits_dancing/2005/08/flying_spaghett.html

Travis said...

this can only be the devine influence of FSM.

http://www.todayonline.com/articles/68209.asp

Leenda_DLL said...

Our un-offical album: DEVO's "Smooth Noodle Maps".

One of our high holy days: Talk Like A Pirate Day (Sept 19). www.talklikeapirate.com

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