Friday, August 26, 2005
I know, I'd heard rumors, but never really read all the core beliefs of the Flying Spaghetti Monster religion. But BoingBoing points out that they have a Wikipedia entry now. As I perused it and learned more of this wondrous religion -- and became convinced that its core beliefs should also be taught in schools along with Intelligent Design -- I was completely surprised when the lovely wife walked from the other room and announced "I have been touched by his noodly appendage."
One cannot ignore such a sign from the Heaven -- his Heaven, where there are strippers and a beer volcano. We are now devout Pastafarians.