Apparently a first draft of something calling itself the Transformers script is out on the Web.
Nice try, but no. Sorry.
The only NON-silver paper/must be read with a decoder strip (literally) version in existence is electronic, and on my hard-drive. And no, not this hard-drive. My laptop. A total of six human beings have read the draft.
Nice effort on the part of the writer, though. Keep at it. We could use you over in the SpongeBob slashfic room we've set up.
Although, if you ever, ever post something and put my name on it again, I will find you and stab in the neck with a F*CKING SCREWDRIVER. Clear? Good. Let us return to the playground.