Sunday, March 23, 2008

Message from Management II

UPDATE: There seems to be some confusion as to the nature of the average White Person's "assigned duties" mentioned in yesterday's memo. These include but are not limited to:

-- Paying $3 trillion dollars for a war started by rich old white people.
-- Sending your kids off to fight in a war being run very poorly by rich old white people.
-- Allowing many of those kids to die thanks to crappy equipment provided by companies owned by rich old white people.
-- Watching media controlled exclusively by a small number of rich old white people.
-- Consuming tainted medicine or bad meat because government regulatory agencies have been gutted by rich old white people.
-- Getting boned on your pension by investment firms run by rich old white people.
-- Watching your house lose value because of financial screw-ups by rich old white people.
-- Losing said house because your kid's cancer treatments aren't covered by insurance companies run by rich old white people.
-- Losing your job because your company's been moved to Belize by rich old white people.
-- Watching government records being blatantly destroyed by rich old white people.
-- Cheering while the Constitution is used to wipe the ass of several rich old white people.
-- etc.

Rest assured, Management has its priorities in place.   We will remain vigilant against the words and actions of radical old black preachers in neighborhood churches.

Sincerely,

Management

58 comments:

Anonymous said...

So what you're saying is that it's okay to hate rich old white people as long as you can make up enough imaginary reasons to do so?

Geoff Thorne said...

No. He's describing reality in terms certain people prefer not to think about because it makes them queasy. And he's doing it a humorous way so as not to make you too upset.

However, as his list lines up perfectly with reality, it's difficult to substantiate a case for it being "imaginary."

Impossible, actually.

Steve Peterson said...

I suggest editing to add the highlighted lines:

***
-- Paying $3 trillion dollars for a war started by rich old white people who ducked service in Vietnam.
-- Sending your kids off to fight in a war being run very poorly by rich old white people who ducked service in Vietnam.
-- Allowing many of those kids to die thanks to crappy equipment provided by companies owned by rich old white people who ducked service in Vietnam.

Unknown said...

"Sending your kids off to fight in a war being run very poorly by rich old white people."
You forgot to mention that the rich old white people are exempt from this rule. Their kids fight the war in their own way by taking high paying patronage jobs at right wing think tanks or helping their dad run for president.

Anonymous said...

this goes back to a much earlier comment on the clintons ... but did you see Hilary's story about running from airplane to shelter under sniper fire on a '96 visit to Bosnia... A trip which the Washington Post dug up video on the actual course of events which involved a parade and children handing out flowers ... no snipers... hilary pitching a story?

link: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/03/21/AR2008032102989.html

Anonymous said...

Actually in the American context this goes back to at least the annexation of Hawai'i in 1893, or the enshrining of personhood for corporations in 1886 (Santa Clara County v. Southern Pacific Railroad Company), or even the undermining of rule of law by President Andrew Jackson in 1832.

But of course the Hawai'ians, all persons promised freedoms through the Bill of Rights and the Cherokee
only have "imaginary" reasons to hate rich old white men, right anon?

Anonymous said...

Case in point:

'In an exclusive interview with ABC News, Vice President Dick Cheney was asked what effect the grim milestone of at least 4,000 U.S. deaths in the five-year Iraq war might have on the nation.

Noting the burden placed on military families, the vice president said the biggest burden is carried by President George W. Bush, who made the decision to commit US troops to war, and reminded the public that U.S. troops in Iraq and Afghanistan volunteered for duty.

"The president carries the biggest burden, obviously," Cheney said. "He's the one who has to make the decision to commit young Americans, but we are fortunate to have a group of men and women, the all-volunteer force, who voluntarily put on the uniform and go in harm's way for the rest of us."'

Yeah, I'm sure George just frets non-stop about his decisions when he's clearing brush on the ranch.

Anonymous said...

Don't forget-

-- Vvoting against your own best interests to keep power in the hands of those same rich old white people.

Rev.Paperboy said...

"-- Sending your kids off to fight in a war being run very poorly by rich old white people.
-- Allowing many of those kids to die thanks to crappy equipment provided by companies owned by rich old white people.


Unless you are a Republican who has been or might someday go to college, in which case you are needed here to do the much more important work of fighting the culture war -- isn't that what we argeed to at the last meeting?

Also - didn't we decide that mostly we were going to fill the ranks with African-Americians and Mexicans and other disposable brown people by dangling green cards in front of them, then deport their wives and families while they were busy.

did I miss a memo?

Anonymous said...

A better movie analogy -- John Carpenter's 1988 flick, 'They Live.

PLOT SUMMARY: "A homeless laborer who finds work on a Los Angeles construction site. One of the workers, Frank Armitage (Keith David), takes him to spend the night at a local shantytown. While being shown around, he notices odd behavior at a small church across the street. Investigating the next day, he discovers that the soup kitchen they are operating is a sham. The choir practice is a recording..."

That's the Potempkin Village of the Faith-Based movement, the shantytowns so recently summarized by the BBC and the soup kitchen is doling out that $600 we'll all be getting this may, despite the slow-motion implosion of our Government and all of its regulatory services.

IIRC, one of the best lines in the movie goes something like this -- "We are their cattle. We are being bred for slavery."

Cunningham said...

You missed out on the other part of the agenda:

-- cutting government funding to scientific research that could regenerate limbs of the soldiers blown off in the war that rich, old white people started...because "all life is sacred."

-- allowing close-minded, superstitious, old, white people to insert religious agenda into our public schools because they can't get along with people who don't think or look exactly the way they do.

-- Allowing rich, old, white people to dodge their civic duty by hiding behind the veil of religion when it comes to paying taxes that serve everyone instead of just their (narrow) interest while amassing billions in property and funds to defend pedophiles who prey on society.

Dude - the shit runs deep and wide.

Milo said...

Check on numbers 1, 2, 3, 10, and 11. I deserve double the points on 2, because I was one of those poor suckers.

And of course, my parents are both huge cheerleaders for the war, no matter what I tell them.

Anonymous said...

You should be Al Sharpton's speech writer. You're good at this.

So let me get this straight. Some dipshit writes an idiotic email to you about blacks getting rich in sports/entertainment, and you see that as an excuse to go into a I-hate-rich-white-people rant?

Dude, were you giving Mike Nifong campaign advice?

If you're railing against the media saturation concerning the Rev. Wright, why? That's what the media does. These 24-hour news stations saturate, they have to. Turn off the TV. The shitstorm should have ended when Obama made that speech and distanced himself from wright. But it didn't end because ... you didn't turn off your TV. I did. Me happy.

By the way, I really like your blog when you're writing about show biz. Great stuff. Not that my opinion matters.

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Ken Lowery said...

@anonymous 7:07 AM

Good for you, except sticking your head in the sand doesn't actually STOP the conversation going on in the wider world. Please refrain from scolding people who wish to continue engaging with their fellow man.

Anonymous said...

Is the management suggesting, perhaps, that we are to take up the white man's burden? Send forth the ye breed?


...Go bind our sons in exile to serve our captive's need?

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