CLOVERFIELD DISCUSSION -- bail now.
Tyrone: Black people had two jobs in that movie. Loot and get the fuck out of Manhattan. And you 'll note we accomplished both with alacrity.
John: Now I really, really liked the movie.
Tyrone: Me too.
John: But general rule: when you see a thousand rats running, priority one is to OUTRUN THE RATS. Do not stop and stare down and wonder where the rats are coming from.
Tyrone: "Oh hey. Spooky noise. I'm gonna stop running, stand here and fuck with the night vision --"
John: "No, no it's the red button under the --
Tyrone: "This one?"
John: "There you go. Double-click that annAAGGHHHHHH!" But seriously, we're talking general yuppie stupidity, not a black/white thing, right? Because 'black people would act different in a horror movie", c'mon, we're not hacks.
Tyrone: You'll note the monster didn't cross north of 110th Street. All I'm saying.
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