Friday, February 09, 2007

Anna and CNN

Seriously, it's a little sad and interesting, I get covering it.

But if you compare Anna Nicole Smith to Marilyn Monroe unironically one more time, the shambling corpses of JFK and Bobby will claw their ways from their graves and cut a fearsome brain-eating swath of undead terror through the terrified populace until they reach your studios in Atlanta and summon down a Cthulhoid hell upon you.

Stop it.

46 comments:

  1. Anonymous8:39 AM

    You know, I would pay money to see that.

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  2. Anonymous8:50 AM

    Damn, those Kennedy's have their fingers in EVERYTHING...

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  3. But surely we can all agree that Anna Nicole's contributions to our society through her reality show are at least on a par with Marilyn Monroe's performance in Some Like It Hot.

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  4. I wonder what would happen when they came face to face with Teddy

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  5. Kennedy zombies. Excellent. Sic 'em on every last person who's referenced or quoted "Candle in the Wind" as well.

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  6. Anonymous11:29 AM

    Do you think we could get Jack and Bobby to do a reality show where we follow them on their weekly rampage of brain eating? Who could host that? Maybe an occasional other zombie guest star if ratings slip?

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  7. Jeez, "Kenedy Zombies" should be a feature film, not some reality show bullshit. I'n starting the treatment now.

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  8. That was my first reaction to the stories as well (only not as, you know, funny -- no Kennedy zombies). Anna Nicole was a pathetic Marilyn wannabe.

    And Turnerov, if you put Marilyn down again, I might just have to dig up Joe DiMaggio and sic his zombie on you.

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  9. Hello?

    Has no one here ever heard of The Dead Kennedys?

    and yes, they do "cut a fearsome brain-eating swath of undead terror through the terrified populace."

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  12. Damn you sir, thats the second All Flesh Must be Eaten scenario you've given me inspiration for and I'd not finished writing the last one yet let alone run it.

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  13. Anonymous6:55 PM

    How about comparing her to Princess Di? Yahoo had its top-page headline reading "Candle in the Wind", but soon thereafter it was mysteriously changed. Someone must have complained.

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  14. Anonymous6:18 AM

    THANK GOD.

    I am not alone in getting utterly repulsed by this analogy. Nor do I can I really comprehend the amount of publicity her death is causing. Sex, money, and drama. Yum the stuff of legends...but I argue about Anna Nicole really being called something of a Legend. (In my mind, uncomparable to Marilyn Monroe or even Betty Paige standards.)

    PS. Kennedy Zombies, a new undead dynasty in the making. Since so many have befallen the infamous 'curse', I'm sure that they'd have some pretty high influence in the realms of the underworld and beyond.

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  15. Bizzare...but a good point. I'm sure the Kennedy boys are rolling in there graves at the thought of comparing both blondes.

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  16. Pfft. Everybody knows John F. Kennedy was a robot, so he can never be a zombie.

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  17. Anonymous11:19 PM

    what about she's "our Princess Di"??!!!

    That was appalling. oh my god.

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