Thursday, June 15, 2006

Amnesty, finally!

... for the millions of illegal but hard-working immigrants who work hard for little pay, raise incredibly assimilated kids, and pay taxes. Now they can begin their journey into American citizenship --

-- Oh, no, it's for Iraqi insurgents.

Um ...

... okay.

Just, er, on my personal list:

a.) Construction worker who pays taxes and regularly attends his local Catholic Church.

comes in slightly above

b.) Dude who shoots American soldiers in the face

in the Amnesty waiting list.

Just saying.

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