Thursday, January 26, 2006

Fafblog's Kung Fu

... is the sort of kung fu taught by immortal Atlantean Tigers living in Buddhist Monasteries for three centuries, working in a dojo staffed by robots with laser eyes and hands that suddenly transmogrify into spinning razor blades just when they offer to "Shake, good game, good game."

It is that strong:

Q. ... Now some crazy people say the president broke some silly old laws like FISA and the National Security Act and the Fourth Amendment. Are these crazy people crazy?

A. They sure are! Maybe those laws worked back in 1978 back when Leonid Brezhnev was snortin coke with Ayatollah Khomeini and groovin' to the hits of the Bee Gees, but in today's dark and dangerous times they just aren't enough.

Q. Things sure have changed since the innocent days of mutually assured destruction! But is it legal for the president to ignore the law?

A. Maybe not according to plain ol stupid ol regular law, but we're at war! You don't go to war with regular laws, which are made outta red tape and bureaucracy and Neville Chamberlain. You go to war with great big strapping War Laws made outta tanks and cold hard steel and the American Fightin Man and WAR, KABOOOOOOM!

Q. How does a War Bill become a War Law?

A. It all begins with the president, who submits a bill to the president. If a majority of both the president and the president approve the bill, then it passes on to the president, who may veto it or sign it into law. And even then the president can override himself with a two-thirds vote.

Q. See it's the checks and balances that make all the difference in our democratic system.

7 comments:

Scott said...

Oh, no! I am also allergic to both terrorists and bees! Please, please, more wiretaps!

econoclast said...

And don't forget to support Judge Alito for the supreme court. Just go here and add your name to the petition:

http://www.johnkerry.com/action/filibuster

Anonymous said...

Yeah, "Oh no! I'm allergic to terrorists AND bees!" is definitely my sentence of the day now.

MaryAn Batchellor said...

"...can override himself with a two-thirds vote."

Hysterical. Which two thirds override the remaining third? Mental image I can live without.

AdicaRoy said...

This is the funniest thing I have read lately. I had to read it outloud to everyone in the room with me.

I am trying to be like you, so I liveblogged the State of the Union:

http://blog.myspace.com/adicaroy

Enjoy. :)

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