Friday, October 20, 2006

Friday Ear Worm

Thanks to Firedoglake, it's in my brain and ain't coming out.

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

October Reading List

This movie I'm writing is beating me like a red-headed stepchild. But invigorated after a quick lunch with legendary writer (head writer of MASH at twenty-six? Jesus CHRIST) Ken Levine, I can at least toss up some book recommendations, or at least warnings. Being read or already read from Aug 15-Oct 15:

Hello, Lied the Agent
-- Ian Gurvitz takes you through two years of TV development, deep from the trenches. Informative and the big funny, which is rare.

The Folly of Empire -- Rereading this during lunch breaks. John Judis explains, pretty goddam well, why Iraq's not Vietnam, it's the Phillipines. A thin, fast read. Useful for some millenialiasm research I'm doing.

The Cold War -- Wow. Just ... wow. John Lewis Gaddis has written an impressively accessible history of the Cold War, tossing off not just dates and speeches but then analyzing the events in some pretty novel ways. Paperback may be out. Both this and Folly are fine, but the scope on this bastard edges it out if you're just going to get one or the other.

Microbe: Are We Ready for the Next Plague? -- Fascinating case studies of the last few North American viral outbreaks, a model for dealing with them, and some well done "what-if" microbe wargaming. I am a null when it comes to biology, and even I was able to track the tech-talk through this.

His Majesty's Dragon (Temeraire --Book 1) -- Dragon books ... yeesh. Dragons are like the fantasy literature equivalent of a beautiful pony in lonely 13-year-old girl fiction.

Slap dragons in Napoleonic sea warfare, however, and you have a whole Fed Ex truck of ass-kicking delivered to your door. Broadsides, grappling, black powder and sabers, baby, on decks slick with blood or saddles a half-mile up. Oh yes.

A Brief History of the Dead -- (special Mrs. Kung Fu Monkey reccomend) I didn't read it, but the Lovely Wife did, and loved this story about remembrance and death and loss. As her taste is much finer than mine, I feel confident in steering you toward what is classified as "young adult" fiction but seems a whole lot grimmer and guttier than the norm.

(EDIT: Brief History is indeed mislabeled in the Amazon listing -- it's the author's first "mainstream" novel. Makes sense considering the themes of terrorism, plague and death)

That said, I find the recent boom in young adult fiction fascinating. With nephews and nieces entering that reading zone, I could use some recommendations.

Kibitzes, recomendations and questions from you folk in the comments.

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Lunch Conversations #115: Better than Milk and Cookies

John: These sweet potato fries are amazing. Anyway, saw a thing on the shortage of Arabic speakers in the FBI and Army today, coupled with an interview on CNN about not letting gays in the military --
Mark: I saw that.
John: Somebody wants to take a bullet for me, I don't know exactly where I get off judging them. In my book that earns a goddam thank you and a big cup of "shut the fuck up" for the pudgy white asshole who doesn't bother to enlist for a war he's jerking off to. Gay in America, you can't serve your country. You can in Israel -- noted military wimps -- Canada, Poland, Germany, Ireland, Australia, the United Kingdom, for chrissake, and look how they've fallen apart. We don't rely on them in Iraq at all. But no, we don't need the gays. Instead let's drop recruiting reqs and go after people borderline retarded --
Mark: Admit "I believe in Santa Clause", and you get in.
John: But "Hey, sometimes I blow guys", no.
Mark: So the trick is, when they ask, say "I want to blow Santa Claus."
John: ...
John: ... that'd stump me, anyway. I'd want to move on to the next recruit. Quickly.
Mark: There you go.





(EDIT: Oh, and competent people, either. We don't need gays or competent people. Glad we settled that.)