I am now looking at the one year old on the floor beside me in a whole different manner.
I didn't trust him before since he was born in the year of the monkey, and we all know the filthy monkey plans. Now I have to worry about him becoming a zombie. He already likes to gnaw on human flesh, especially fingers.
I hesitate to say, "The funny part about this is," because, well, the funny part is quite obviously the strip.
But anyway. The other funny part is, just the other day I was amusing my wife by holding up our newborn over my head, lowering her until her face was touching my head, and saying "Zombie baby! Help! Zombie baby!"
That's incredibly disturbing... you are a sick, sick man.
ReplyDeleteSo buy one, ya wimp! Mine's the SOFT one of the book.
ReplyDeleteI am now looking at the one year old on the floor beside me in a whole different manner.
ReplyDeleteI didn't trust him before since he was born in the year of the monkey, and we all know the filthy monkey plans. Now I have to worry about him becoming a zombie. He already likes to gnaw on human flesh, especially fingers.
John, that was wrong and disgusting and very, very cool. I have recommended it to my favorite horror blogger.
ReplyDeleteWho hurt you?
ReplyDeleteI hesitate to say, "The funny part about this is," because, well, the funny part is quite obviously the strip.
ReplyDeleteBut anyway. The other funny part is, just the other day I was amusing my wife by holding up our newborn over my head, lowering her until her face was touching my head, and saying "Zombie baby! Help! Zombie baby!"
In conclusion, "Braaaaaaains."
Wonderful story!
ReplyDeleteSo, how long was Jo mad at you after you showed her your story? ;)
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It cannot succeed as a matter of fact, that's what I suppose.
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